At dinner last week the kids were discussing what the definition of dairy was. Jude decided eggs were not dairy but milk was because milk came from cows.
“Noooooo,” said Jackie. “I fink cows make cat food.”
“No, Jackie.” DJ replied. “Cows don’t make cat food.”
“Yes,” said Jackie. “Yike dis!” She banged her fork on the table then solemnly said “Yadies and gentleman, pwease don’t go under da water.”